pastolia6@lemmy.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 21 hours agoGetting into Heavenlemmy.caimagemessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1562arrow-down113
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minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·20 hours agoOnly seven souls have gotten into heaven. The most recent one was Fred Rogers. The one before that was over 700 years ago. The rule is to get into heaven, you need to be judged better than the previous one let in. See you in hell.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·19 hours agoSooooooooo…Dolly Parton has a 50/50 chance. Fuck life!
minus-squareZozano@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·18 hours agoAt least the people I hate won’t get in. That’s a victory on its own.
minus-squareZorque@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 hours agoThat means Bob Ross didn’t get in 😭
Only seven souls have gotten into heaven. The most recent one was Fred Rogers. The one before that was over 700 years ago. The rule is to get into heaven, you need to be judged better than the previous one let in.
See you in hell.
Sooooooooo…Dolly Parton has a 50/50 chance.
Fuck life!
At least the people I hate won’t get in.
That’s a victory on its own.
That means Bob Ross didn’t get in 😭