• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    17 hours ago

    She eats people live on the internet.

    She doesn’t cook them first or anything. She just devours them while they cry. I watched her eat half of a school bus full of retirees she found by the side of the road once. She fell asleep before she could finish because she’d eaten too much.

    I’m not sure why she gets a pass on this, or why so many people tune in to watch drew barrymore just straight up eating people. I’d put a stop to it if I could, honestly, but I think the ad revenue she brings in from the various sponsors that pay money to advertise on the “drew barrymore literally just eats people” stream makes her untouchable.

    Plus you’d have to be bat shit crazy to go against big hot sauce.

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      16 hours ago

      Guessing this it a pregnancy / abortion thing? I’m not publicly taking a stance on this, but I was unaware of anything even related to the topic.

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        16 hours ago

        Pregnant, not pregnant, old, young, born, unborn, man, woman, reverse centaur, drew barrymore doesn’t give a shit. If it breathes and walks on two legs she’ll eat it live on the internet.