• balsoft@lemmy.ml
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    3 days ago

    The one on the right is immediately 5x more civilized because it has a bidet. Can you imagine spending tens (or hundreds?) of thousands of dollars on tasteless marble and tacky decadent gold, and yet still coming out of the bathroom with a dirty bumhole every time?

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      3 days ago

      Also it’s way too close to that window considering the relative height. Everyone in the garden is going to get to watch you wipe your ass

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        22 hours ago

        Bold of you to assume that he uses the tp- it’s much more likely one of sycophants licks him clean. The tp is for other people.

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      3 days ago

      Even for all the might of USA and Trump and White House, they can’t install a bidet toilet seat like Japan. How weak are they?