“Oh look at this guy reading a BOOK at the cafe, he must think he’s sooooo cool! I get he thinks a woman will sleep with him cuz he’s so smart and cultured.”
Or maybe my roommate is having their partner over and they kicked me out and I’d rather do this than just be on my fucking phone for two hours?


thats what i was thinking too, i did this for my roommate several times when i was in a dorm, only time i said no was if i had a test i needed to study for or something like that lol