There is a peacock outside the door. I am in Canada.
- ca-CAaah - rrrrAAAH-RAAAHRAAAHH-RAAAAAAAHHH - Kahkoo kahkoo kahkoo kahkee! - Ha-toodle-oodle-oodle-oo! 
 
 
 
- Fuckers are everywhere where I go hiking. Loud af. - Apparently he hangs around the area, and you can hear him screaming from miles away. 
 
- if you’re cold they’re cold. 
- Well, did you? It’s rude not to. 
- I had a similar situation at the community college I attend, but instead of a peacock, it was a turkey. One was banging on a nearby glass door and the windows next to them. It was annoying more than anything. - I mean, wild turkeys are pretty common in some areas. Depends where you were I suppose. 
- Been in places with turkeys around and they totally do that. More importantly, they chuckle nervously at loud noises and a group of them together sound like a low-energy laugh track. It pairs well with Seinfeld bits. 
 
- Are you in Victoria? They have peacocks running around Beacon Hill Park: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beacon_Hill_Park#Ecology - There’s a well known peacock on the University of Victoria campus who made it there from Beacon Hill Park. This photo looks like it’s taken in the Student Union Building there. 
- Is that the Royal Roads campus? Because they’re also all over Royal Roads! And would hang out by doors like this. 
 
- That looks like uvic 
- Let us know what it tastes like. - I imagine a cross between chicken and Fruit Loops. 
 
- Your Majesty has arrived. Porters! Bellboys! Concierge! ATTEND!!! 
- Let that poopcock in 





