1. ICE has sharply increased its spending on weapons in 2025, according to an analysis of federal gov't data by Popular Information.
Records reveal ICE has increased spending on “small arms" — a category that includes guns, armor, chemical weapons, and explosives — by 700% compared to 2024 levels
I saw an old lady selling wheels of homemade goat cheese out of a styrofoam cooler. I called Super ICE. The blast could be seen with the naked eye from the moon.
Dem congresspeople: “According to this information. ICE purchased attack helicopters, RPGs, tanks, fighter j—”
ICE: “Yeah. So?”
Dem congresspeople: “Why do you need this matériel for immigration enforcement?”
ICE: “'Cause we do. God Bless America and all that crap.”
Dem congresspeople: “Oh.”
We need defensive nukes to protect ourself from all those latino waiting in front of home depot.
I saw an old lady selling wheels of homemade goat cheese out of a styrofoam cooler. I called Super ICE. The blast could be seen with the naked eye from the moon.
If it can’t be seen with the naked eye from Pluto, it didn’t happen
get out of here with your fake planet ahah
Counterpoint: The Moon is also a planet