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SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

i missed my true calling

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i missed my true calling

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SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit

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  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social
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    Yet again our modern oligarchs show how lame they are.

    • dumples@kbin.social
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      Exactly. Do better with your money. Hire garden hermits. Make beautiful timeless jewelry or make your own museum. What do they do? Spend it on Super PACs, cars, ugly modern houses and stupid business investments.

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    My dnd group has a garden hermits outside their base. Well the garden hermits is just one part of the multi personality monster in the basement but same idea

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      My local park hermit was asking me for change this morning

      • hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social
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        I always buy my local grocery store parking lot hermit an energy drink. We both like purple Rip Its.

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          That is so wholesome. Yes I also buy my hermits food sometimes to appease them. I had never thought of enjoying it with them though

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    Low key would love to be a garden hermit

    • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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      I think he’d rather be the king of Asgard, but okay.

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        Take your dang up for the light chuckle

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          I low key appreciate it.

  • Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world
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    Born to early to explore the universe, born to late to live as a Garden Hermit.

    • rosymind@leminal.space
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      Born just in time to comment on Lemmy… I mean, it’s something, right? Right???

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    Ah. Streamer.

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    would be perfect for me, sans the guest entertainment… unless said guest entertainment includes hissing at the guests as I retreat back into my hobbit hole until they leave.

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    Is this an online quiz? I wanna take it

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      Nope, just an image I came across. I wish there was a quiz like that though!

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