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wabafee@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 天前

If chickens are modern dinosaurs some dinosaurs probably tasted like chicken.

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If chickens are modern dinosaurs some dinosaurs probably tasted like chicken.

wabafee@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 天前
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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    Chicken tastes generic, because the Chicken of tomorrow competition made them ballooney but tasteless.

    https://nypost.com/2015/04/26/why-nothing-especially-chicken-tastes-like-it-used-to/

    So, no: they would likely taste better.

    Btw, seems like US food generally has less flavor.

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    Dino shaped nuggies…taste like real dinos?

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    I think you might have discovered the next sequel to Jurassic Park:

    Giant food conglomerate realizes it can sell dinosaur meat on the cheap, and attempts to breed dinosaurs as a bulk chicken substitute! Horror ensues when they realize it’s not as simple as it sounds.

    • joelfromaus@aussie.zone
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      21 小时前

      A better story than Dominion, to be sure.

    • bryndos@fedia.io
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      Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe’s. What they’re made of is a mystery. Where they come from no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em; if you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose.

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    No wonder they went extinct. They all got eaten.

    • not_that_guy05@lemmy.world
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      Dino Nuggies

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        1 天前

        Dino Nuggets

      • Goun@lemmy.ml
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        1 天前

        KFD

    • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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      1 天前

      Technically most of them got roasted.

      • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
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        The global firestorm gave them a nice natural smoky flavor that’s unmatched to this day.

      • wabafee@lemmy.worldOP
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        The great barbecue

  • medem@lemmy.wtf
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    23 小时前

    Anyone here in the mood for a tasty, crispy, roasted Compsognathus?

  • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@hilariouschaos.com
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    No. Chicken tastes like dinosaur

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    KPgFC

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    Dilophosaurus was delicious!

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    Alligator has to be really close

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      Not really. Kind of but more… gamey I guess?

      Edit: source: i live in Louisiana

      • shalafi@lemmy.world
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        I think of gator tasting like chicken, but with a hint of fish. Put that way it sounds revolting, but I do love it.

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        Yes, this is spot on. There are definitely ways to cook it that can help ease home of that gamer-ness. I had alligator nuggets in Florida and really enjoyed them.

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          Stop eating gamers

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            Ah shit. Gamers are delicious. They’re so salty from all their crying that they make for a nice savory snack!

            On a serious note—I thought I changed it, but autocorrect wins. I’m leaving it.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      I heard so often that it does, but I have had alligator gumbo and it did NOT taste like chicken at all. Much closer to fish. And dirt.

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      Crocodile does taste somewhere between chicken and fish IMO, so alligator is likely similar.

      • shalafi@lemmy.world
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        Just commented about the exact description of gator. Where are you that crocodile is served?!

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          You find it (rarely) on menus in Australia, and i swear i saw it frozen at the supermarket once.

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