• bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    35
    ·
    16 hours ago

    Back when I was a cable guy some 15 years ago, we’d have our connection boxes for multistory apartment buildings in these closets, similar to a power room. In these closets, there were always spare PVC conduits coming up through the floor. Now, company regulations forbade us from using any public restroom in uniform (including those of customers), to the extent we had pee ports on the side of our service trucks that led to a bag that was to be disposed of at the end of each day. We all hated them, and the unofficial way to do it was to piss in those conduits.

    To whomever had to eventually pull fiber through those conduits, I am so sorry.

  • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    edit-2
    18 hours ago

    … I mean, pissing in the sink is still considerably better than pissing on the floor…

    Especially when there are other drunk people sleeping on said floor.

    Edit: and you plan on returning to your spot next to them as well. Ok, yeah, this really did happen, but I wasn’t the one who pissed on the floor! I pissed in a trash can, with a trash bag in it, like a decent human being.