Folks, I don’t think I’m going to break the wheel of Samsara. I think I am bound for another reincarnation in the mortal coil. Very nasty. I have spoken to many, many smart people. Theravada, Mahayana and the other one. They keep saying “Donald, Donald, you haven’t accepted the Four Noble Truths, you’re not on the path to enlightenment!” and I say “I know, I know, I can’t give up the TRUMP STEAKS and the other things”.
“观音, folks. She used to be a man. She used to be an Indian man. Now she’s a Chinese bodhisattva. Incredible. They say she perceives sound. But not like normal people. I perceived the sound of the Twin Towers falling that warm September afternoon[sic]. That was the loudest sound I perceived. She perceives all the sounds of the world. Isn’t that amazing?”
gets corrected on when 9/11 happened
“Many people are now saying it happened at 3 PM”
3 tangents later
“And whenever I go to Chinatown, I say “do you guys have 观音? I love 观音” and often times they don’t. Even the Chinese that do tai chi in the park. They don’t have 观音. They should have a huge 观音 statue, but the Democrats don’t like her”
Folks, I don’t think I’m going to break the wheel of Samsara. I think I am bound for another reincarnation in the mortal coil. Very nasty. I have spoken to many, many smart people. Theravada, Mahayana and the other one. They keep saying “Donald, Donald, you haven’t accepted the Four Noble Truths, you’re not on the path to enlightenment!” and I say “I know, I know, I can’t give up the TRUMP STEAKS and the other things”.
They keep saying “Posadas, Posadas, you haven’t accepted the Four Noble Truths” and I replied “I’ve accepted Six of them”
“观音, folks. She used to be a man. She used to be an Indian man. Now she’s a Chinese bodhisattva. Incredible. They say she perceives sound. But not like normal people. I perceived the sound of the Twin Towers falling that warm September afternoon[sic]. That was the loudest sound I perceived. She perceives all the sounds of the world. Isn’t that amazing?”
gets corrected on when 9/11 happened
“Many people are now saying it happened at 3 PM”
3 tangents later
“And whenever I go to Chinatown, I say “do you guys have 观音? I love 观音” and often times they don’t. Even the Chinese that do tai chi in the park. They don’t have 观音. They should have a huge 观音 statue, but the Democrats don’t like her”
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