Ok so I said cremated for a reason. If you leave bones (aka left to rot), there are crazy people who will look for his bones because he was their idle. If you cremate him, there are no bones to find.
Do you want a religion based on the infallible Donald Trump? Because I don’t. He won’t be alive to insult them anymore so they’ll just project what they want to believe onto him.
200 years from now, someone will do a study and find that his holy relics include several skeletons, all but one with unusually large hands, and half-a-dozen desiccated micropenises.
Ok so I said cremated for a reason. If you leave bones (aka left to rot), there are crazy people who will look for his bones because he was their idle. If you cremate him, there are no bones to find.
Eh, so what. Necromancy isn’t real.
Do you want a religion based on the infallible Donald Trump? Because I don’t. He won’t be alive to insult them anymore so they’ll just project what they want to believe onto him.
200 years from now, someone will do a study and find that his holy relics include several skeletons, all but one with unusually large hands, and half-a-dozen desiccated micropenises.