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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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    Not a pop-up slice toaster!

    Now I’m picturing someone jamming salmon filet into a toaster, thanks for that image 😂

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      Probably shouldn’t use a panini maker either

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        Bread machine is right out!

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          What else is the salmon setting for?

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            Pornography.

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            if you need to use the salmon setting on the bread machine, you get a much smoother texture putting it in a food processor inside an oven.

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          A waffle iron would equally be unwise.

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        Honestly… I think you could make that work…

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      I did this once as an undergrad when I lived in the dorms. It worked fine for cooking the fish, but that toaster was never the same again. It’s really hard to clean the crevices around the crumb tray.

      2/10, would not recommend.

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