They’re just like humans, except cute!
They also suck on puffer fish to get high, and pass them around so the whole pod of dolphins can be tripping balls together.
Damn, now I want to hang out with some doplhins.
Watch out. They’ll rape ya.
How do I become a dolphin?
She jerked him off so he’d study harder? Damn, so it really does happen
We really did need to study that dolphin. What were his moves!?
That you didn’t post this fantastic telling of it is outrageous, if I may.
Dolphins, sea otters, and kangaroos. All awful creatures with great PR.
Adore a opossum today instead. They’re America’s only native marsupial!
Hey, they’re not as bad as ducks…
Counterpoint. Ducks have a lower level of intelligence and don’t do it out of enjoyment but rather so a sheer poor grasp on the situation + instincts
I dunno, somehow excusing gang raping necrophilia as having a poor grasp and relying on instincts doesn’t feel like enough.
Also, corkscrew penis. I don’t normally kink shame, but ew.
It is ok to shame SA kinks
Hey now.
Corkscrew penis that grows back larger every time it falls off
Ducks are EXTRA weird
Well there it is
The moment I became convinced dolphins are sapient.
More like rapient. Did you know…
We’re not so different, they and we.
They work hard so they can play hard?
