• yogurtwrong@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    How dare you talk to our god and savior flying spaghetti monster like that!

    If you don’t obey our religion, you will… actually… still go to heaven with stripper factories and beer volcanos. Flying spaghetti monster loves you no matter what

    R’amen!

    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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      12 days ago

      Y’all might get a pass, but only cause y’all not tryna stick your noodles in my business.