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Ice hockey be like “gimme de patty or I’ll beat you.”
Fencing is fairly straight forward (and poke).
Touché
Golf: that egg didn’t break, better go find it and try again
Baseball like: give u three chances to hit this onion over that fence
football is all like “ew i don’t want to touch this panda egg”
These are great ways to describe sports.
Curling: Let’s play with some really clean rocks.
In tennis, I’m pretty sure it’s a lime.
Or a moldy lemon
Might explain why they don’t want it
Rugby be like “keep your filthy hands off my gourd!!”
Tennis used to be played with a snowball.
I will not take this lemon slander
Hockey is like: “I hate you, goalie man, eat this hard disk of rubber imma hit at you with a club.”
And baseball is a spitwad toss
