• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    The former gang member and meth fiend who taught me to cook can attest to this.

    I’m sure they’d upvote this if

    1. They were on this gay ass forum
    2. Had enough feeling in their fingers to actually hit the button

    But they’re busy being people.

    because op doesn’t want to accept his innate normieness.

    • kungen@feddit.nu
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      16 hours ago

      How can he be a former meth fiend if he works as a line cook? Or did he simply get a new drug-of-choice?

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        15 hours ago

        As a former bar back and then bartender at a restaurant, maybe cocaine. We did a lot of that with the kitchen staff after hours.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      16 hours ago

      Stay there long enough and you’ll fuck hot waitresses and hostesses all day long and you’ll realize they’re all more fucked than you’ll ever be.