• gray@lemmy.ml
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    2 days ago

    Bidets should be mandatory and toilet paper should be banned

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      2 days ago

      Maoist left with a strong aftertaste of eco-consciousness.

      I could live with a bidet-centric society tbh

        • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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          A towel.

          I don’t take shits in the shower though, so there’s really no risk of me wiping shit on my towel when drying my ass after showering. The bidet is good, but won’t necessarily get everything 100% clean. Two squares of TP to get dry + ensure that everything is completely clean is a very cheap insurance policy.

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        2 days ago

        The complete lack of thought for obvious disastrous consequences is how you recognize a true Maoist policy.

        I welcome or wet-ass bidet future, comrade.

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        2 days ago

        Right? TP ban sounds like something a person who has never used a bidet would say. Even the bidets that “dry your bum” take forever and don’t fully dry.

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              After washing your ass you want to dry with something. A handtowel can be handy, you can wash it

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                    okay are you taking the piss or something? it seemed very obvious this idea is modelled after having towelrs for drying your hands on, in which case you have a basket for used ones and when the basket is full you toss the contents in the washing machine.

                    my point is that no one wants this, it’s a fundamentally unpleasant concept and i see no way to make it acceptable.

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        2 days ago

        Just wait a minute and it will dry. I’m going to be sitting there for a couple more minutes on my phone anyway.

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          I’m totally fine with just using two squares of paper to both get dry faster and to ensure that everything is fully clean post-bidet application, to be honest

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        2 days ago

        Admitting it is left. Creating a whole bigoted persona around how bad it is while secretly engaging in it anyway would be right.