I’d be off that plane so fast
Yeah, but then you gotta watch out for all those little Rube Goldberg death traps coming for you for like, forever. Is that really a life worth living?
Plot twist the only reason the plane was going to crash was because of all the psychics. It’ll fly perfectly safely with one passenger.
Plot twist; they cancelled because their convention had to be rescheduled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Ah Mr freeman
Hmmm…whole plane to myself… if it’s international I’d say it’s worth the risk
Plot twist: they canceled because of a terrorist who intended to kidnap the plane. And now you’re shocked because there is no use in kidnapping an empty plane. All the planing you invested so far…
Those people aren’t ever right. I’d take this as a massive win!
Unless they were the witches they cursed Charlie Kirk
They just wanted to fuck with him a little. Curse worked too well.
Maybe they predicted the plane would crash, but missed that it’d be by flying into a nuclear fireball.
“I’m going too. Why do you think I picked this seat?”
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/safest-seat-on-a-plane_n_58f7dbd8e4b091e58f382505
Brilliant. For anybody who doesn’t want to click through, according to that link, Ziggy picked one of the safest seats on the plane.
I’d ride it out and tell the stewardesses/stewards to keep the drinks coming.
they still cost money though
The airline would probably cancel the flight if they sold only one seat, so that’s a self fulfilling prophecy.
Nah, airlines have their planes in a complex web of routes all dependent on each other, that plane would fly regardless because after it gets (if it got there heh) to the next airport it would also prob have a route from that airport to another
Exactly. I was on an empty flight red eye PDX to Boston. Didn’t get cancelled, but what sucked that they didn’t have first class, so I still had to be crammed into those tiny seats. Couldn’t sleep as always.
At least there wasn’t a screaming baby, a moron kicking your seat, or someone eating steamed broccoli sitting next to you.
no, not the steamed broccoli!
They might need the plane at the other airport anyway
Have been the only one on a flight before.
They need that plane to pickup the other passengers from the destination airport
I flew from Oman to Dubai with like 4 people on the flight aside from crew. Stretched out in the centre aisle.
Oh… Oh no…
Kool-aid Man: busts through the airframe OH YEAHHHHH
Bone the stewardesses, first class service
before or after the crash landing?
¿Por qué no los dos?
