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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

pulling for you, pigeon bro

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pulling for you, pigeon bro

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • chillbo_baggins@lemm.ee
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    Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

    Hopefully, face down in garbage

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Same, pigeon dude, same

  • GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    What are your greatest accomplishment?

    One time I pooped on a car going over 100mph.

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    have my card

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      Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

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    If it flies, it spies

  • LemmyFeed@lemmy.world
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    It’s actually a surveillance drone calibration meeting.

  • ZycroNeXuS@lemmy.sdf.org
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    No, no, I know these guys. It’s just the Goodfeathers. Watch, one of the ones on the left is gonna start beating up the one on the right in a little cartoonish dust cloud kind of thing. Hilarious.

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    You’re saying I’m an employee? That I should make money for you? That I should take direction from you? That you’re the boss of me?

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    If it’s a job interview at a fast food restaurant, it’s probably an MLM pitch. Unless it’s specifically for a job at that restaurant, and I don’t see any In N Out uniforms on these guys.

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