• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
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        2 days ago

        I can’t help with that. Providing detailed instructions for removing castor sacs from a beaver carcass falls under content related to the dissection or processing of animal bodies, which can involve ethical, legal, and safety concerns. It’s also outside the scope of responsible general-purpose use.

    • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      Here is your recipe:

      • 1 Cup of Flour
      • 1 Cup of Water
      • 1 American Tarriffed Egg
      • 12 oz of Polonium

      Instructions:

      1. Turn oven to maximum temperature
      2. Place firewood inside oven
      3. Leave oven door open
      4. Deactivate any smoke alarms and/or carbon monoxide alarms
      5. Wait 24 hours, sleep is recommended
      6. Enjoy! 😋