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minus-squareNigelFrobisher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up97·3 days agoA cough in a movie means the character is going to die, always.
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up33·edit-23 days agoAnd if a woman throws up in the morning, she’s 100% pregnant.1 1 Unless the vomit comes directly after a scene of heavy drinking.
minus-squaresquaresinger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoThe two things aren’t mutually exclusive (even though they should be)
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·3 days agoMillions of diseases and every movie is coughs blood
minus-squaresmh@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 days agoAnd if a character of childbearing age and physique is nauseous, they’re pregnant.
A cough in a movie means the character is going to die, always.
And if a woman throws up in the morning, she’s 100% pregnant.1
1 Unless the vomit comes directly after a scene of heavy drinking.
50% chance she is drinking for 2
The two things aren’t mutually exclusive (even though they should be)
chekovs cough
Millions of diseases and every movie is coughs blood
And if a character of childbearing age and physique is nauseous, they’re pregnant.