anything but the actual solution. like we had automatics and semi autos back when in the start of the country
Anything to get rid of gun violence, as long as you don’t get rid of guns.
Americans are dumb cunts.
Why address the underlying issues when we can sell weapons to all sides? The only things we make where in America are weapons and fossil fuels. There’s money to be made!
Because that is much more efficient than just simply having GUN CONTROL! Why not give every school an APV AND TANKS?!
Yeah this will go swimmingly. Especially if you’re the supplier of drones to the schools.
These will be purchased, sit in a cabinet and never be charged or maintained. When they are “needed”, no one will know how to operate them or what they can do.
This is a waste of money from the hit git go.
They just need more school shootings, so these things get proper use.
I give it 6 months before some kid asks ChatGPT to help him hijack these drones instead of bringing a gun of his own. He’ll murder his classmates with irony.
How does one even come up with this idea?
How do we keep kids safe when something happens in a school?
Wait wair, first. How do we keep us safe when something happens in a school?
How long until someone hacks a drone and uses it to commit a school shooting?
How long until someone creates a plausibly convincing fake of these drones and uses them to perform a false flag or massacre with no chance of culpability?
Oh I guess that would be easier
Or some situation arises where innocent students are the target
“You see, your kids died, but at least it was only your kids, and not anyone else. They probably would have died from the shooting anyways lmao”
Or when they start using the drones as truancy officers as a cost cutting measure …
“Truancy is at an all time low” report various government instances. Oddly enough child sized coffins sales at an all time high, experts call it an “odd coincidence” more at 5.
On it
The only thing to prevent school shooting seems to be more guns, AND more automated guns. Somehow.
It’s not guns that are the problem, it’s bullets, just ban selling bullets, let everyone keep there guns, problem will sort itself in a year or 2
You know, as someone who like the looks and the mechanical side of guns, I find that idea interesting. It would not be practical, I guess, bullets are probably easier to pass under the table than guns, but eh.
Can the armed drone open classroom doors better than Uvalde police officers?
A dead fish can open doors better than Uvalde police officers.
They just needed to be properly motivated. Here, have a doughnut, a klan robe, red hat, and a pinup of Sarah Palin. Place them under a box trap and wait.
The number of guns will be increased again to handle the problems caused by the increased number of guns.
The shootings will continue until morale improves
The shootings will continue until
moralethe shootings improves
An American solution to an American problem.
If only there were some easily identifiable common denominator…
How??? Like who in their right mind would greenlight this?
Same reason the UK has the Online Safety Act: People who don’t know shit about fuck being convinced by people who do know shit about fuck but want to make money from them being sold a big shiny solution that they are convinced will work.
See, Florida is in america and you wouldn’t believe who the big brain behind that shitshow is.
How can you read a proposal like this and not immediately go “Nope. That’s it. We went too far. We lost. Let’s circle back and start this entire society again from scratch”?
Florida once again forgets that Black Mirror is a cautionary tale.
Soon they will reveal their latest invention, the Torment Nexus, from the hit Sci Fi novel, Don’t Create the Torment Nexus.
They’ve been working really hard on their project based on the series Don’t create the Handmaid’s Tale.
We’ll find out how successful the system is soon enough.
Yikes.
