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minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up91·2 years agoI wanna suck your dick, sir.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up28·2 years agoYou whores are going to hell. Everyone knows oral is sex, that’s why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion. You need to use the poophole loophole.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoWait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.
minus-squarenew_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 years agoThat’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.
minus-squarevivadanang@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agothe perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course
minus-squarePeaty@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 years agoTechnically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.
minus-squareRestaldt@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 years agoEver heard of soaking Its only sex if you pump more than twice
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 years agoCan’t not link the relevant Garfunkel and Oates video
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I wanna suck your dick, sir.
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You whores are going to hell.
Everyone knows oral is sex, that’s why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.
You need to use the poophole loophole.
Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.
That’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.
the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course
Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.
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Ever heard of soaking
Its only sex if you pump more than twice
Can’t not link the relevant Garfunkel and Oates video
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
relevant Garfunkel and Oates video
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.