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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Don't worry, ladies, I got this

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Don't worry, ladies, I got this

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • SirBucksworth@lemmy.world
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    Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷‍♀️

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      I wanna suck your dick, sir.

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        deleted by creator

        • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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          You whores are going to hell.

          Everyone knows oral is sex, that’s why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.

          You need to use the poophole loophole.

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            Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.

            • new_guy@lemmy.world
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              That’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.

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                the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course

            • Peaty@sh.itjust.works
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              Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.

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                • Restaldt@lemm.ee
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                  Ever heard of soaking

                  Its only sex if you pump more than twice

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            Can’t not link the relevant Garfunkel and Oates video

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              Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

              relevant Garfunkel and Oates video

              Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

              I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    “Omg look how many chairs he’s carrying. I’m gonna fuck the bejesus into him later”

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      Just remember the loophole.

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        Holy Christ

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        Just remember the loophole.

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        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    Ladies. I am so swole on the lord

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    I’ve never been able to get more than 4 in each hand of that style and that’s hard to manage.

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      Go underarm, more biomechanically friendly

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    If yer willing to sit around and ignore the guy talking at you then free pizza was free pizza

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      You call this bread?!

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        no

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    POV: you’re from the US and enter a Catholic church, only to find they use pews instead of chairs.

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      Catholic churches have basements with folding tables and chairs and just as much repressed sexuality being expressed through mediocre feats of strength.

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      Here, fellowship lunch is usually done in a separate area from the main church area, we still have pews, though we don’t put them in gyms.

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    The only hot date I want already knows where I’m sitting.

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    Big chairs… Must have a small one and he’s trying to make up for it. That’s what I would have thought of I went to church. But I don’t. I can now think other things 😜.

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      But were you trying to get ladies whilst doing so?

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