• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 days ago

    Unfortunately I can’t convince this to load, but Emo rules.

    My psychiatrist gave me a chocolate Easter bunny and I ate the bunny, but then I thought, "hey, this isn't Easter". "Is this a test?"
    
    And he said, "Yes."
    
    "And what does it mean?"
    
    He said, "Had you eaten the ears first you would have been normal. Had you eaten the feet first you would have had an inferiority complex. Had you eaten the tail first you would have had latent homosexual tendencies and had you eaten the breasts first you would have had a latent Oedipal complex."
    
    "Well...go on, what does it mean when you bite out the eyes and scream 'STOP STARING AT ME!!!?'"
    
    He said, "It means you have a tendency towards self-destruction."
    
    I said, "Well, what do you recommend?"
    
    He said, "Go for it!"