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jjsandwich8 [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 days ago

I almost put this in the resume file when applying for a job today

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I almost put this in the resume file when applying for a job today

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jjsandwich8 [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 days ago
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  • ClimateStalin [they/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I have a biology degree and years of lab experience and I have to wake up tomorrow morning to go deliver pizzas

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      I know this wasn’t the point, but morning pizzas?

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        last night’s pizza for breakfast: cool, calm, normal, tasty even
        new pizza breakfast: strange, concerning, possibly a crime(?)

        • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          You’re supposed to call a breakfast pizza something like a tart to trick people

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          last night’s pizza for breakfas

          This happened to me once because I ordered online late at night and forgot about it. The place was closed and they made me my order as soon as they opened.

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        The dominos near me opens at 10:30am, so hell yes we are having morning pizza

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          Genuinely if you want morning pizza I encourage it, we spend a lot of time waiting around for orders to come in

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        [Pizza chain] opens at 10am doomer

        Although I will say I actually delivered zero morning pizzas today, I got sent home two hours early from a 7 hour shift because there hadn’t been a delivery all day

        I miss the lab

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          Friend of mine is going to law school now because his biology degree and years of lab experience are also somehow not adequate for a livable wage. It fucking sucks.

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      I spent almost a decade delivering pizzas…

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