I assure you the “why” wont be anything constructive, and the “how” will be excruciatingly detailed for my own benefit.
Essentially I treat their pestering as a great way to exercise my creative writing abilities in the form of insults and deranged methods of penetrating their own orifices.
App two days later: Rate us!
Second asking is an uninstall
App: Why are you choosing to uninstall?
don’t forget the emotional guilt
“I thought we were friends, we’ll miss you :sad-face:”
Tbf there’s usually a custom/other option, which can, and should, be used to explain exactly how and why they can go fuck themselves.
Why would i want to help them improve their product? Just leave it at ”go fuck yourself” without further explanation
I assure you the “why” wont be anything constructive, and the “how” will be excruciatingly detailed for my own benefit.
Essentially I treat their pestering as a great way to exercise my creative writing abilities in the form of insults and deranged methods of penetrating their own orifices.
For me, second ask is a review with the lowest score