On one hand absolutely fucking psychotic and cruelty to an animal, on the other hand hilarious in headline and concept. I’d enjoy it more if it was a skit and not real. Torn
a seagull stole my sammie once. also torn but leaning on Chippie’s side
I’m all out of faith. This is how I feel.
You know I feel bad for the poor animal, but at the same time I 100% get why he did it even if I couldn’t bring myself to hurt a seagull.
seagull meat
People have a weird sense of entitlement. Like I work in customer service and there’s a lot of people that don’t understand the concept of “shit happens, it’s nobodies fault, you still have to deal with on your own”. It sucks but you can’t get compensated for everything that goes wrong.
The amount of people who are surprised when I make them pay for another drink after they spill their first.
Coney Island-coded af. Seagulls are relentless sometimes.
Yeah I’m going to need to speak to the seagull manager
Wait, you’re going all the way to the top? The C-Gull?
The CGO
Chief Gull Officer
It’s easy to get a refund from them
You can tell them any story
They are quite gullable
While in Austin, be sure to always abide by the rules set forth by The Great-Tailed Grackle Council. Always, and I do mean ALWAYS, leave a few chips or other left overs behind for the council members. Failure to do so will indeed revoke your right to future peaceful meals and feces free clothing and/or mode of transport.
If I’m ever out that way I would only be so honored as to be graced by a great-tailed grackle.
Their “common” cousins are also hilarious and beautiful. They brighten travel in southern US for sure.
There’s a place near here with a sign warning about the Kookaburras trying to nick your burger, though I’ve not seen it happen yet.
Kind of encourages one to buy a burger to eat really slowly, just to watch it happen.
What? What do you need?
We need your Neon to shed some light on this
Ok.
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You should eat your food indoors to lower the chances of seagull theft.
This looks AI to me, correct me if I’m wrong.
This really gets old. Under every fucking picture someone smells GenAI. This paranoid mindset doesn’t help anyone because even if it is generated - would it change anything about this specific picture of a laminated piece of paper with some text on it?
Why would someone use AI to make something that would be way easier to make in Word?
Look I’m not going to list out reasons for that, because I have a bit more faith in humanity than that. I just said it was AI, because to me it looks like it is.
What
What’s the hole doing on the top of the paper? What is it attached to? Letters look funky. What’s in the background?
seems to be a tack holding the sheet to the frame.
I see what you see, but I’m pretty sure its legit. I’ve recently discovered Android phones, at least the Pixel line, seem to run images through an upscaler.
I have photos that I’ve taken and archived off the device years before the whole AI thing started, and they carry artifacting that is indistinguishable to that found in a generated image.
I guess the training data has a lot of these types of artifacts, and that’s why it pops up in the images. If I ever have to prove something I have isn’t generated, I’m screwed.
Yeah, I didn’t really think of that.