I’ll start:

-poop their pants

-drinking unpasteurized milk

-eating raw chicken

-consuming random mushrooms they find in the forest

  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    20 days ago

    DO NOT mix ammonia and bleach to create the most powerful known cleaning solution. We the woke mob HATE this trick because it makes cleaning your house so much quicker.

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      It’s a shame that handy trick only works indoors or places with poor ventilation.

      For outdoor cleaning the fastest way is with fire. The woke mob hates it when you use fire to get rid of the leaf pile that’s against your garage.