• aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.

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      21 days ago

      They won’t let you order sloppy steaks. But they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!