Bluesky is just going to town on Dean Cain now.

  • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    we have a few redhats in our town who every political event throw their trump flags on their lifted dualies and roll coal all over town. I will admit I’ve been tempted to join ice and give them a good toss, as what’s good for the goose is good for the gander, but the extent of me actually hurting people is writing slanderous folk songs about their dangles. Like, that is actually fun and feels good on the soul.

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      15 days ago

      Late one night, slide under a truck, with a #3 drill bit, pop a hole in the muffler. Screw in a zerk fitting. Using a grease gun, add the filling of your choice such as silicone or roofing tar patch.

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          15 days ago

          That’s fun!

          Had to look it up. I’m thinking most of the payload would actually need to be a protein. Block of shrimp cement in the exhaust would be unreal after a day or two.

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            15 days ago

            see i was just leaning beef but now we could go crab. why not carcinise? your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter