• mayakovsky [any]@hexbear.net
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    27 days ago

    Imagine coming home to tell your wife that you had to deport a baby because they weren’t answering your questions properly

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      27 days ago

      “I’m home. What’s for dinner?”

      “I have to tell you - I want strong borders but I think deporting babies is wrong, honey.”

      “Dinner?”

      “It’s just wrong.”

      “Dinner’s not ready?” Now he’s not just hungry but angry too. Is she turning woke too? Even her? “Listen - you want anchor babies? Today I caught lots. And the last one was an anchor baby and she was a terrorist.”

      “How do you know that?”

      “She refused to answer my questions. And she shit herself under questioning. So - obviously guilty. Big time guilty.”