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Uncandy1@reddthat.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

It will feel like home once I hear about the undertaker throwing mankind off hell in a cell

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It will feel like home once I hear about the undertaker throwing mankind off hell in a cell

Uncandy1@reddthat.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Steve Anonymous@lemmy.world
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    We are room stuck on beans right now

    • Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world
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      I wasn’t on most the day, all the sudden every comment is about a can of beans. I need /r/outoftheloop

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        There was a post that said “lemmy will upvote anything even beans” with a pic of beans and it got up votes so now lemmy is memeing beans

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          Better than poop talk all day imo

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            Beans are just future poop.

            • Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world
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              Everything is future poop if you’re brave enough.

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                even poop?

                • Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world
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                  Especially poop.

                • Duranie@lemmy.film
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                  You’re drunk goat, go home.

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        There’s !outoftheloop@lemmy.world.
        Also https://lemmy.world/post/1007830.

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    Never forget the guy who didn’t want to poop for 3 days.

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      Did he fail from eating beans?

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      That really felt like the kind of question someone would ask only if they’re lactose intolerant. “Load up on cheese before you go camping so you don’t have to poo” is pretty common wisdom.

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        Yeah, ketosis is key.

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    You will be pleased to know that Lemmy went to the source a few weeks back: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/151820

    • DanglingFury@lemmy.world
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      I’m on Lemmy. World and can’t load the comment. Bad gateway it says

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        SDF has been having some scaling pains. But it looks like it federated to lemmy.world, how about this link? https://lemmy.world/post/304685

        • SGforce@lemmy.ca
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          Works

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    I’m going to miss Poem_for_your_sprog. Some were hilarious and others were emotional.

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      I just realized Schnoodle got left behind as well : (

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        How are we going to hear about Roger Simon and his dad’s jumper cables now?

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      We remember those we left,
      and those who went away.
      Taking with us memories,
      and in our hearts they'll stay.
      
      
      Sprog and Schnoodle, ShittyMorph,
      the highlights of our days.
      They speak to us in spirit,
      what words we cannot say.
      
      
      Fear not, oh wary traveler,
      there's one thing you should know.
      For out of ashes and the past,
      new sprouts begin to grow.
      
      
      Let others take the mantle,
      to raise that burning flame.
      Together we can make our own,
      and love them all the same.
      
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    @ShittyMorph where you at bro

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    I will always remember the poor man who’s father beat him savagely with jumper cables. Everytime.

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      That’s always been my favorite Reddit novelty account by far. Sad whoever ran it stopped posting a while back. Hope his dad didn’t beat him to death with those jumper cables.

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        Not to death, I’ve heard. Just to within an inch of his life.

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      Or that damn lock ness monsta

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        I gave him a dolla

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          He gave him a dolla…

    • Annoyed_Crabby@lemmy.world
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      Cum box.

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    I would also like to see an update on the epoxy hot dog

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    I will always remember the poor man who’s father beat him savagely with jumper cables. Everytime.

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      I can’t wait for him to show up here.

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    As much as he pissed people off I did like Sal Bundry using every opportunity to talk about his 5 touchdowns in a single game.

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    Just gotta say, reading the replies… This already feels like home.

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    Lol, not Hell in a Cell, but it is the 30th anniversary of Lex & Yoko aboard the USS Intrepid.

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    It would be great if all the low effort reddit shit stayed on reddit

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      Oh totally agree 😅

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