ericbomb@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoDoes mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1656arrow-down139cross-posted to: memes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1617arrow-down1imageDoes mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.lemmy.worldericbomb@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square123fedilinkcross-posted to: memes@lemmy.ml
minus-squareNorthWestWind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·2 years agoInstead of caffeine I sleep for 7 hours
minus-squareevlogii@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoSleep is the condition where you lose consciousness for a few hours, allegedly allowing your body and mind to rest. They say you then ‘wake up refreshed.’ Yeah, I know. These peasants will never stop finding excuses to avoid work.
Instead of caffeine I sleep for 7 hours
What’s sleep?
Sleep is the condition where you lose consciousness for a few hours, allegedly allowing your body and mind to rest. They say you then ‘wake up refreshed.’ Yeah, I know. These peasants will never stop finding excuses to avoid work.
Who asked you, ChatGPT?