Ah, a typical bathroom for an apartment in Copenhagen.
Oh look, the toilet from my nightmares, and I don’t mean that figuratively. It’s so annoying.
The sign on the door reads “Execution Chamber”
My ass fits but my shoulders don’t
Would be worse if it’s the other way around
A rare Backrooms toilet. Better not pass up this opportunity, you might be there a while!
Brazil (1985)
I don’t like how close those three toilets are.
fuck that
my fat claustrophobic ass will just shit in the doorway
Make it a game. Lift the lid, stand by the door, bend over, and see how close you can get
Pee range challenge accepted.
Just needs some good aim
You don’t. If you have terrible aim you will still hit the pot. Even all the rocichet wil hit the pot. Only downside it that you can only invite skinny friends. But upside is that you will never fall off, no matter how drunk you are.
When we see elevator signs: “Max. 8 people”, we silently add: “or 4 Americans”.
Likewise, this is a toilet “Not suitable for Americans”.
Oh, it’s one of those toilets in silent hill.
Think how good you could poop in here with both of your thighs touching the tile.
then think about how to wipe
Well I’m a stander, so stand up and then very carefully reach between and wipe. Spreading those cheeks against the cold tile is a nice way to calm the poop sweats.
I’m a stander
Thanks, I love this.
