a bloated orange corpse has been posed by a taxidermist to shake hands with a castrated old man who has confused the corpse for an ice cream cone. (c 2025 whitehouse oval mausoleum)
Christ in Valhala that jacket on the left looks like it is trying so damn hard to keep the flood of flesh horror at bay for the sake of all living souls.
Hell you don’t even have to be funny on mastodon.
What we ARE picky about is posting images without descriptive text or asking for a volunteer caption.
some of the alt text is straight fire tbh.
for example:
Thats a shit alt text tho. Alt text is used by vision impaired people, it’s not a joke field or a witty remark field.
Christ in Valhala that jacket on the left looks like it is trying so damn hard to keep the flood of flesh horror at bay for the sake of all living souls.