The deafening “USB device connected” sound from the house bothered my neighbors.

Then I learned my house had mouse aiming when I tripped over the mouse, ripping it from its foundation and spinning it wildly.

Unfortunately, the house did not save prior to its excursion. The insurance company is really mad.

I have a wireless mouse that charges over USB. The way my desktop is setup it’s more convenient to use a phone charger, so I do this unironically.