• acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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    bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. 
    BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. 
    bloodninja: Me too baby. 
    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. 
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. 
    BritneySpears14: Hey... 
    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. 
    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. 
    bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F\*ck of the Beyondness. 
    BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.