• DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Immediately kill myself as quick as possible. That’s genuinely one of my worst fears is being entered by a bug. I have an obsessive habit of wiping the inside/underneath the lip of the toilet every time I use it just in case there could be a spider. There has never been a spider. Yet I’m compelled to do it every single time.

    • Cordyceps @sopuli.xyz
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      3 days ago

      Lucky you, I just imagine one of those hawaiian centipedes snuggly chilling there and looking for a home