I had just had a friendly and fun dinner with some Cuban VIPs because of a work thing. After dinner I was supposed to take a picture of the US and Cuban group together.

I tried to tell everyone “Say ‘Cheese’” because I knew it would be odd but interesting to the Spanish speakers who were unfamiliar with American ways, but I don’t speak Spanish very well.

I said, “Hablo Queso,” which means ‘I speak cheese.’

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    4 个月前

    I was new to lemmy and on a thread about apple speech to text. Made a comment about blind faith to a brand. Well after a few comments poking fun at mine I came to realize I was on a BLIND INSTANCE! No wonder there were such strong opinions about speech to text. After recovering from the initial horror of what I said, I explained what happened and apologized. We all had a good laugh and they invited me to stay and learn more about blind people which I did. Same name as this account but I think .world if you wanted to find the thread.

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      Mad props for apologizing and all. It’s not easy sometimes, doing on the internet the same thing you would do in person -in this case make amends. Although come to think of it… in a room full of blind people, perhaps I would just have fled silently.

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    Well, that hopefully made them smile!

    Can’t be bothered to translate it all. In short, a fly flew into my nose and dragged an ungodly amount of snot out with it. With narry a handkerchief in sight.

    My best friend described it as: “I thought your brain was running out!”

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    4 个月前

    That’s not even the funniest part. The purpose of saying cheese is to make the photo subject smile. If they just rolled with queso then they’d be making an o shape with their lips when the photo is snapped.

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      4 个月前

      Exactly. A fail at all levels, but I kind of knew that. It was intended as something funny, but 'I speak cheese" is just weird.

      BTW, when I explained they told me the word they use in Cuba to make a smile face. I’ve forgotten it.

      Edit: I just remembered, it was Whiskey!