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EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

I get it now

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I get it now

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EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    I always assumed vampires are sort of stuck their age mentally as well, for the most part. They can get more wisdom and knowledge but emotionally and sexually they’re whatever age they got turned in. So a 200 year old vampire that got turned at 17 is basically a 17 year old in that way.

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      Sounds like something a vampire pedo would say.

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        Hey now! That’s actually hebophilia. Thank you very much.

        /s

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          More like haemophilia if you ask me

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      So where does that leave 2000 year old vampire lolis?

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        Dead because in twilight the Volturi kill child vampires.

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          I suppose that’s why Twilight never had an anime adaptation.

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        The ones.

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      That’s a pretty good theory. It still skeeves me out though

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