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MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago

My favorite part of the job

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My favorite part of the job

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MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • phantomwise@lemmy.ml
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    Not gonna lie, that vertical alignment is making my brain purr like a kitten

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    the fact that these are strings instead of an object that is broken up by country code, area code, and number makes me irrationally angry.

    • Skull giver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl
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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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      You absolute buffoon. How do you figure this code isn’t testing how to parse a string into such an object??

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      i think you think that telephone numbers are well-structured. they are not. they are messy. they do not fit a certain schematic.

      I recommend also the following topic: “people have names”. https://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/

      Names do not in general fit into the schematic “first name, last name”

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        Is there not a “falsehoods programmers think about phone numbers” yet?

        Edit: And once again, I’m still confused about some of these. Do we need to expand unicode for names? It’s supposed to be universal. WTF is up with 40?

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    Junior devs don’t know Jenny.

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      It’s true. Who’s Jenny, for the zoomers in the chat?

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        It was a very popular song in the 80s. Jenny’s phone number was 867-5309.

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/867-5309/Jenny

        If you’re ever at a store and need a frequent shopper card, this number with your local area code is usually registered.

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          Interesting how Wikipedia handles slashes in the title.

          Good to know! Although I have to wonder if that’s true for programs more recently set up as well. That was >40 years ago.

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            I suspect most reasonably populated areas it works.

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