Worse than having teeth. Imagine having two giant teeth, but they’re built in there even more firmly so it sucks even worse if something goes wrong, and also they extend like half a foot or more outside your face. And you’re supposed to use it to eat? Fucking awful. Look at videos of toucans trying to eat. They’ve spent their whole lives practicing and it still looks awkward, like they’re doing their best not to fuck it up

  • largerfather [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    20 hours ago

    take it back. all of gods creatures are perfect. a beak is as beautiful as a nice smile on a pretty face, as pleasing as balls so big they could serve as poop platters