: “Folks, TREMENDOUS news coming out of Iran! These people, they’re not all bad. Some very smart people over there, they’re releasing the emails! The REAL emails about Crooked Hillary. Believe me! Nobody thought they’d do it, but they did. Iran did what our FBI couldn’t do! Look, everyone’s saying there’s gonna be this huge war in 2025. Israel, Iran, very bad situation. Terrible! But I’m gonna stop it. Nobody can make deals like Trump. I’ll call both sides, beautiful phone calls, perfect calls, and I’ll say “Hey, no war! We don’t need war!” And they’ll listen because they respect Trump. Unlike Sleepy Joe who can’t even find Iran on a map!”
They are going to release the real Epstein file
They’ll be like “behold! All your leaders are PEDOPHILES!” and we’d be like
and they’d be like “damn bitch, you live like this?”
they are going to release information that could lead to the arrest of hillary clinton, and trump will stop the war.
The good ending
They’ll release that the election really was stolen, but it was by the Zachary Taylor administration in 1848