Crazy
WHERE IS MY GOD DAMN SURPRISE
I’M GETTING GOONED BY IRAN GODAMNIT
Sry to be the conveyor of bad news, but I’ve yet to see proof Iran even said that. The only source are tweets saying they said that afaik.
Stayed up late excited for no reason.
But probably so did thousands of Zionists while shitting themselves, worth it.
If I was Iran, I would intentionally spread hoaxes like this in order to keep Isreal’s guard up. It’s a battle of attrition. The longer they can keep their guard up the more manpower needed to operate their defenses, and the more stress accumulated in the population.
Khamenei is going to create a Hexbear account
Gets banned for excessive benis posting
And Ahmadinejad gets banned for posting Pro-Ukraine comments. Meanwhile Assad keeps defending himself from mean comments.
Assad doesn’t know how to use the emojis and keeps getting irate at the pictures of pig poop balls that end up added to his posts
Do we have any Iranian hexbears?
Sup.
Sweet
hope it is all safe by you.How can we support?
at least a few
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They’re gonna kill Spongebob aren’t they?
An Iranian cleric, Shahab Moradi, said Iran would struggle to hit back against the US by striking a parallel figure to Maj. Gen. Qassem Soleimani because the US has only “fictional” heroes.
after 5 years of research, they’ve finally figured out how to do it…
They’re going to settle it in smash!
The fictional hero Iran has decided to kill was Israel
Rip Peter spiderman
mr spongebob sir your fired
They are going to release the real Epstein file
They’ll be like “behold! All your leaders are PEDOPHILES!” and we’d be like
and they’d be like “damn bitch, you live like this?”they are going to release information that could lead to the arrest of hillary clinton, and trump will stop the war.
The good ending
: “Folks, TREMENDOUS news coming out of Iran! These people, they’re not all bad. Some very smart people over there, they’re releasing the emails! The REAL emails about Crooked Hillary. Believe me! Nobody thought they’d do it, but they did. Iran did what our FBI couldn’t do! Look, everyone’s saying there’s gonna be this huge war in 2025. Israel, Iran, very bad situation. Terrible! But I’m gonna stop it. Nobody can make deals like Trump. I’ll call both sides, beautiful phone calls, perfect calls, and I’ll say “Hey, no war! We don’t need war!” And they’ll listen because they respect Trump. Unlike Sleepy Joe who can’t even find Iran on a map!”
They’ll release that the election really was stolen, but it was by the Zachary Taylor administration in 1848
Literally the only thing that could live up to that is a nuke hitting Tel Aviv.
Could be some new kind of warfare making a debut. Like some crazy new type of drone attack. But idk doesn’t seem like it.
so when is this happening? what are we theorizing it is?
what if iran leaks gta 6
Then everyone but Elon Musk will stop the war to play some bideo gaem.
They played us like a damn fiddle.
It is possible that they were taking about the inaugural use of Fattah-1, but I was under the impression that Fattah-1 was used in True Promise II.
I dunno about that, most people can’t remember stuff that happened in the news last year and a lot also just don’t even know this is even happening right now. Those of us keeping track are getting really hard to surprise. That’s a huge promise to deliver in 2025
my body is ready for it
Jokes aside, whatever it is (Another strike of some sort I’m guessing) probably isn’t gonna live up to that hype right?
What could actually be in history books and not just metabolized as yet more spectacle?
- An actual use of weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons (even just spiking farmers fields with parasites)
- Total capitulation, on either side
- Complete shut down of iron dome/David’s sling
- Khamenei resigning, that’d actual make it in books even if things don’t change
- Khamenei reversing the fatwa against nuclear weapons
Actually, Iran striking US bases would be pretty historical. Or using some hypersonics, but I guess that’d fall under shut down or denial of iron dome. Or maybe just letting the leash go for the regional militias - apparently Iran has been a moderating force historically, they’ve wanted to jump in or retaliate or attack and its been Iran that’s held them back.
Khamenei reversing the fatwa against nuclear weapons
Probably this or massive drone/paramilitary attacks all over US, and their proxies, bases in the middle east.
Or using some hypersonics
I thought they were already doing that?
Ballistic missiles do travel ar hypersonic speed, but when people (namely the US military) use the term “hypersonic missile” or similar, they usually mean a weapon that can manoeuvre in-atmosphere at hypersonic speeds using aerodynamic lift. Some of the Iranian missiles used so far can make some sort of maneuvres at these speeds and in-atmosphere (during terminal flight) but cannot handle sustained flight.
Some of these may be fired from a ballistic missile, but when the warhead enters the atmosphere they glide to the target at hypersonic speeds, making evasive maneuvres and approaching their target unpredictably. You can also get hypersonic cruise missiles (an insanely fast shahed) or artillery shells (eg. a railgun).
These weapons are significant because they are much harder to detect (radar waves cannot curve around the Earth, so flying low lets you hide under the “radar horizon”) and much harder to intercept (you cannot predict their path mathematically, and most current ABM systems need a few KM of altitude to maneuvre themselves).
On the downside, they’re harder to design and produce, namely because they need more advanced targeting, avionics, and materials to withstand the heat from air resistance for longer. Communication with these weapons is also hard as they generate a field of plasma at their tips that interferes with radio waves. By cruising at lower altitudes, they’re also in range of other air defense systems such as cannon fire. Shahed drones in Russia recently changed tactics to fly higher to avoid 50cal. fire from Ukrainian defenders.
Honestly? I recall when Mirandi a while back (the last time Israel tried) said that Iran would hit back much harder, and frankly I would call what Iran’s been doing recently exactly that; It’s entirely possible it won’t live up to the hype, but so far they’ve been living up to the hype.
That said, all they allegedly said was they would do something that would be remembered for centuries; maybe they’ll reveal the KFC formula?
Former KFC worker here, you can just check Wikipedia. It’s mostly salt, pepper and celeriac.
Futurama beat them to it.
maybe they’ll reveal the KFC formula?
When you defeat the Burgerreich by revealing all of its fast food formulas, causing the
economy to collapse.maybe they’ll reveal the KFC formula?
Oh shit oh fuck
i bet it’s just like creole seasoning with a little msg
It’s the Colonel’s ashes, a little bit goes a long way
It’s hard to imagine anything being remembered more than two weeks with our current hyperactive news cycles.
I for one am really learning what “fog of war” means between the ISSrael censorship and the understandable desire for the Iranians to hype up their attack capacity it is very hard to tell if the Iranians are really having a significant effect or if they’re more bark than bite
They recently launched 10 missiles with none of them intercepted. They also have a missile that is stealthy.
the world’s first beanis fusion weapon
Maybe China gave them some of those hydrogen plasma bombs?
Iran will reveal the Gundam.
They need to do it to some banger anime music.
Khamenei is Q and single handedly broke the American mind
I call bullshit, because most people have the memory of a peanut and won’t remember any of it.
“informed” financial press readers think Iran doesn’t have a chance against Israel
6/18 never forget!
I hope it’s what I think it is
Iran has decided to suplant nukes, they’ve built a secret collider to develop anti matter bombs
The Fatwa said nothing about tactical black hole weapons.
Some sort of Mr. Freeze style freezing bomb perhaps
ICE TO MEET YOU
DO YOU KNOW WAT KILLED ZE DINOSAURS?ZE ICE AGE!COOL PAHTY
Give Iran
nukesphoton torpedos
I hope it’s the world’s first mobile suit or metal gear
They’d better keep those mobile suits locked down better than they do in the show. At least keep an eye out for any plucky teens who’s parents developed secret weapons for the IOF and have recently died or will die within the next few episodes.
Kenny Omega has taught the ayatollah how to hit the one-winged angel
didn’t expect to see indie pro wrestling references here
Seismoooooooo!
