cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/21494495
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The explanation of the Fermi Paradox is no beings who practice internal fertilization are to be invited to the galactic party.
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Maybe that is the driving force of life in the universe … to want to get it on with anybody and everybody no matter the species.
Maybe we’re surrounded in this galaxy by a bunch of sex starved aliens that just want to get their rocks off and are about to discover our planet soon.
Imagine a giant alien ship arriving, landing in New York and a bunch of aliens with bodies that have ten appendages that look like penises and ten openings that look like vaginas come pouring out and attacking everyone everywhere, causing near instant orgasms in every person they encounter.
I believe the Vulcans call that, “Infinite diversity, in infinite combinations.”
That is a very specifically thought out scenario.