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minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·5 days agoEat them out of a jar with your fingers? What am I? A beast? No. Chopsticks. I can eat far, far more olives if I preserve the integrity of my fingers.
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days agoThis works with Maraschino cherries, also. Helps you reach the bottom of the jar and keeps your fingers from turning red. Double bonus. Said jar, by the way.
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoAlso like, why are you getting your fingers in brine/ syrup that is going to stay in the jar? Thats gross. Also, holup. Are you just straight mackin’ Maraschino cherries?
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days ago…Yes? It’s the dessert of champions.
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoAre we talking neon red “cherries” or Luxardo cherries? Cause I can respect one of those.
minus-squaredontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 days agoAm I the only aspiring tree frog in this thread? Nobody else enjoys putting olives on their fingers and waving menacingly?
Eat them out of a jar with your fingers?
What am I? A beast?
No. Chopsticks. I can eat far, far more olives if I preserve the integrity of my fingers.
This works with Maraschino cherries, also. Helps you reach the bottom of the jar and keeps your fingers from turning red. Double bonus.
Said jar, by the way.
Also like, why are you getting your fingers in brine/ syrup that is going to stay in the jar? Thats gross.
Also, holup.
Are you just straight mackin’ Maraschino cherries?
…Yes?
It’s the dessert of champions.
Are we talking neon red “cherries” or Luxardo cherries? Cause I can respect one of those.
Neon, of course!
Am I the only aspiring tree frog in this thread? Nobody else enjoys putting olives on their fingers and waving menacingly?