- R – Radiate Confidence*
Command every room you enter. Smile knowingly, sit like you own the place, and never break eye contact. Swagger is mandatory.
“Smooth jazz and a raised eyebrow go a long way.”
- I – Initiate Intrigue*
Be mysterious. Don’t answer questions directly. Speak in metaphors. Wear a beard. Reference adventures you might have had on alien planets.
“Once, on Risa… well, that’s a story for another time.”
- K – Kindle Passion*
Charm with music, replicate roses, or casually mention how you once saved an entire crew. Touch their hand while discussing warp core breaches. Stir their curiosity and their hearts.
“You haven’t really lived until you’ve slow-danced in zero gravity.”
- E – Establish Dominance (Romantically)*
Win over their heart and the room. Beat someone at poker, take charge in a crisis, or just sit in a chair sideways. Show them you’re the alpha, but make it sexy.
“Let them know you’re the one writing the captain’s log.”
- R – Retreat Elegantly*
Disappear before it gets too real. Leave them wanting more. Beam out with grace and a smirk, whispering something cryptic like “Duty calls.”
“They’ll never forget you — and that’s the point.”
From last year.
The Neelix Method:
“Well… one of them, anyway.”
Does this make Neelix the anti-Riker?
For some reason I pictured neelix approaching a chair bent over butt first, maybe from below.
We need a meme of this NOW!
as an aside, this is truly amazing
I thought one of the 'R’s was supposed to be …
Raise your leg over a chair before sitting down on it
From a year and change ago.
Shouldn’t that be the “R.I.K.E.R. Maneuver”?
I’m surprised E isn’t “Everyday kindle passion” and R isn’t “Really kindle that passion”
As requested by SatyrSack@feddit.org
Rules to live by.