What are dudes supposed to do with change??? Clench it in their big meaty fists? Shove it up their ass? All the wallets I’ve ever owned have had a little coin pouch with a zipper
You collect it all in a giant pile that goes in your giant pocket like a big, manly dragon. This way your manly coin horde jingles as you walk, making the small pocketed people attracted to/jealous of you.
What are dudes supposed to do with change??? Clench it in their big meaty fists? Shove it up their ass? All the wallets I’ve ever owned have had a little coin pouch with a zipper
You collect it all in a giant pile that goes in your giant pocket like a big, manly dragon. This way your manly coin horde jingles as you walk, making the small pocketed people attracted to/jealous of you.
You keep something like 3 pounds of collected change in one pocket that bounces off your thigh and sounds like you’re wearing exactly one spur.
metallic jingle… step… metallic jingle… step
Throw it in the trash.