The first person indigenous to hospitals
People say Shinzo Abe’s assassin was the most effective in modern history, but Bolsonaro’s failed stabbing was the funniest. He’s cursed to vomit shit for the rest of his natural life.
Have you seen the colour of the guy? There’s nothing natural about that life.
Well his speech could be described as verbal diarrhea so this is the bonus
Is he literally full of shit again?
Addicted to the hospital lifestyle
Guess who’s back. Back again.
Bolsonaro, upon finding a Monkey’s Paw: “Hah, I know of your tricks. If I wish for immortality, you will make me outlive everyone I ever love and wish for death. Therefore, I wish to live until old age”
The paw curls, and various organs in his body break but not in an immediately lethal way.
Are all these issues related to that one time someone stabbed him? Lmao
Probably constipation
I am once again asking to be hospitalized.
Guess who just got back today?
That wild-eyed poop that’d been away
Haven’t changed, hadn’t much to say
But man, I still think that feces crazy
They were askin’ if he was around
How he was, where he could be found
Told them he was livin’ downtown
Drivin’ all the old men crazy
